You’re not that scary.
Well, here’s a picture of your grandma’s feet!
Oh, darn it!
you know you’ve seen that show too many times when you read all that in their voices.
#no kitten food goes in the bowl #then food goes in you #you seem to have confused a step
me at family parties
• “who even are these people”
• “lets play a game called guess the wifi password”
• “yes i am really this tall”
• “can we leave now”
• “free food holla”
• “im really bad at guessing wifi passwords”
THIS IS AN OTTER WHO HAS ARTHRITIS NAMED EDDIE AND HE DUNKS BASKETBALLS TO STAY IN SHAPE AND OH MY GOD IT’S TOO MUCH TO HANDLE